australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
REINDEERS
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
pasta
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How i feel all day everyday
Nothing is what I care for
Nowhere is where I’d like to be
Never my hopes are real
No one can ever satisfy me
never-bet-the-devil-your-head:
breadsticks
breadsticks
breadsticks
breadsticks
breadsticks
breadsticks
breadsticks
breadsticks
breadsticks
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I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
-Edgar Allen Poe
A Rejected Puppy And An Abandoned Kitten Adopt Each Other. Buttons the puppy was the runt of the litter and was rejected by her mother, but at Battersea Cats and Dogs Home, he found someone who loves him unconditionally: Kitty the kitten. The two were placed together as infants and are now inseparable.OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE LEAKING.
ETA: Link
THE LAST ONE
HELP CANT HANDLE CUTENESS LEVELS
I’M NOT CRYING SHUT UP
I WANT BOTH OF THEM
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And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I told her very politely “no, if you don’t like it you don’t have to look at it. It’s my shirt, not yours, and there’s nothing wrong with it.” She told me again that I needed to change my shirt. I said again that I wasn’t and she told me she would have to send me to my administrator for direct disrespect. So I put on a big smile and packed my stuff up while she wrote the discipline report up.
But the thing that made me so happy that I didn’t give in and change was that as I was walking out the door a girl in my class stood up and started to walk with me. My teacher was kinda pissed and told her that she would get a write up if she didn’t sit down. And this girl, she is my fucking hero. She says: “Write me up then. It’s one more story that I can go home and tell my mothers. And I’m sure my girlfriend would love to hear it, too.” Then she smiled and walked out. I just felt the need to share what happened today with my lovely followers.
this is amazing
Reblogging every time this comes on my dash.
this is so beautiful to me I just cant
i find this amazing
Beautiful.
EVERY AWARD
Dad: Look at Jude.
Me: …okay?
Dad: Would you name your child Jude?
Me: Why would I do that?
Dad: Cause you’re weird like that
Nice Story.
A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…
“Dad, look the trees are going behind!” dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with
pity, suddenly he again exclaimed … “dad, look the clouds are running with us !” the couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man… “why don’t
you take your son to a good doctor?” the old man smiled and said … “i did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he
just got his eyes today…”
Every single person on the planet has story.
“don’t judge people before you truly know them. the truth might surprise you…
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Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
This never fails to put a smile on my face lol
Holy shit this is the best post ever asdfjkl;
you guys im crying so hard from laughing i cant brEATHE IM DROWNING IN AIR!
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“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”
I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.
That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.
I laughed way too hard at this. that first description of it asdfjkl; i cant even… xD
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Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.
cas-stop-smelling-the-dead-guy:
Who’s the asshole now?
i can’t believe JB said this, I knew he was a prick but my mind is blown
just looked it up, legit quotes
this feels appropriate to use
THANK GOD SOMEONE FOUND ACTUAL PROOF HERE IT IS BELIEBERS: HE IS AN ACTUAL DICKWAD.
Never not reblogging this.
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The destructive and cruel tale of a teenager. A fable about the hardships of life and the endless river of dreams, sadness, love, and hate. Terror of what once was and a fable of what it means to be alive today. Poetry and the adventures of what my life is like. My dream is to show every person that their is equal opportunity to follow dreams no matter how many people disregard your beliefs.
